Mon 07 Mar 2016 @ 04:34 PM


President Trump's Appointees

From Twitter:

@Matthops82: Donald Trump's Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff will be Cap'n Crunch

@JamieKrock: Trump's Secretary of Education will be Mr. Ed.

I chimed in with:

Donald Trump's Surgeon General will be Doctor Who

Then I got to thinking, "Why should we leave it there?" So here's a list of a few other potential appointees that President Trump might find useful.

  • Secretary of the Treasury: Montgomery Burns
  • Secretary of Defense: G.I. Joe
  • Attorney General: Lionel Hutz
  • Secretary of the Interior: Smokey Bear
  • Secretary of Agriculture: Oliver Wendell Douglas
  • Secretary of Commerce: Scrooge McDuck
  • Secretary of Labor: Nadya "Octomom" Suleman
  • Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Captain America
  • Director of National Science Foundation: Emmett L Brown
  • Administrator of Small Business Administration: Lucy van Pelt
  • Secretary of Homeland Security: Jack Bauer
  • Secretary of Transportation: Ralph Kramden
  • Secretary of Health and Human Services: Dr Jack Kevorkian
  • Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor
  • Secretary of State: Dr Evil
  • Administrator of Environmental Protection Agency: Captain Planet
  • Secretary of Energy: Nuclear Man

To those who object that many of the people on this list are fictional, I'm pretty sure Trump is a work of fiction too, so it should all be just fine.

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