From Twitter:
@Matthops82: Donald Trump's Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff will be Cap'n Crunch
@JamieKrock: Trump's Secretary of Education will be Mr. Ed.
I chimed in with:
Donald Trump's Surgeon General will be Doctor Who
Then I got to thinking, "Why should we leave it there?" So here's a list of a few other potential appointees that President Trump might find useful.
- Secretary of the Treasury: Montgomery Burns
- Secretary of Defense: G.I. Joe
- Attorney General: Lionel Hutz
- Secretary of the Interior: Smokey Bear
- Secretary of Agriculture: Oliver Wendell Douglas
- Secretary of Commerce: Scrooge McDuck
- Secretary of Labor: Nadya "Octomom" Suleman
- Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Captain America
- Director of National Science Foundation: Emmett L Brown
- Administrator of Small Business Administration: Lucy van Pelt
- Secretary of Homeland Security: Jack Bauer
- Secretary of Transportation: Ralph Kramden
- Secretary of Health and Human Services: Dr Jack Kevorkian
- Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor
- Secretary of State: Dr Evil
- Administrator of Environmental Protection Agency: Captain Planet
- Secretary of Energy: Nuclear Man
To those who object that many of the people on this list are fictional, I'm pretty sure Trump is a work of fiction too, so it should all be just fine.
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