... and that is the extent of my Spanish.
The Hooper house is officially under contract. Do whatever you do for blessings or luck that the deal is done by Oct 31 per contract.
in twitter · Mon 14 Oct 2013 @ 11:02 PM
EBT card holders that knowingly abused the system fault in Louisiana on Saturday should lose benefits.
in twitter · Mon 14 Oct 2013 @ 06:59 PM
Make an offer on Oct 12 giving until Oct 14 to accept. Don't deliver the offer until about 6pm on Oct 14. YAY!
in twitter · Mon 14 Oct 2013 @ 05:51 PM
"Houston, Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has landed." Houston = You, Tranquility Base = Me, The Eagle = an offer on the Hooper house.
in twitter · Mon 14 Oct 2013 @ 05:18 PM
@GenAdFemale I have a sad. It's a lack of cookie sad, not a hug or Pop Rocks sad. I'll be waiting by my mailbox. ;)
in twitter · Mon 14 Oct 2013 @ 04:50 PM
Dear YouTube: I know you need to make money, but the repetition of this one ad is rapidly making you unusable. Love, Me
in twitter · Sun 13 Oct 2013 @ 11:47 PM
I just realized that every Indian Microsoft scam call I've received has been placed by Kunal Nayyar from The Big Bang Theory!
in twitter · Sun 13 Oct 2013 @ 11:11 PM
Was "Mormons" as a label for people originally used pejoratively? I'm trying to find a respectable source to confirm or refute the claim.
in twitter · Sun 13 Oct 2013 @ 09:17 PM
You know what's fun? Spending a half hour debugging a script just to discover I misspelled a word. No logic problems, just a typo. #lesigh
in twitter · Sun 13 Oct 2013 @ 08:27 PM
"I'm technically a vegan, but I do eat egg if it's in things" means "I'm too lazy to remove really *really* young chickens from my food".
in twitter · Sun 13 Oct 2013 @ 07:46 PM